Saturday, December 27, 2008

Xmas Eve in Genting

My party animal fren,Jerry invited all his closest frens 2 go party at genting on xmas eve

This is Jerry,remember this party animal face

in need of sum new environment cos every sat n special occasion oso club at poppy,there4 agreed 2 go follow him 2 hill top

1st group got 9 fellas (Me,Jerry,Sean,Gary,Alex,Face,Tammy,Larisa & Natalie)
v drove up 6000+ feet above sea level to awana genting where we stayed,reach ard 3:30pm in gohtong jaya to makan makan a bit
had bak kut teh,n the boys ordered carlsberg to drink
omg,so early in the afternoon oledi booze.phew

after tht headed to our apartment room in awana
v brought so much stuff tht one might think v go there 2 stay for a 4-5days,hehe
just name it,v had almost everything
v brought laptop,external speaker,liquor,snacks,seafood,rice cooker,celcom broadband usb n others la

Our apartment room no in Awana

Stocking our food n drinks inside the refrigerator

Snacks,hehe
when everything is in place,the boys (6 of us) decided to go play ping pong to unwind a bit.so nice the weather 2 chill
the resort has everything,golf course,recreational park,swimming pool,arcade games n beautiful garden scenery
the gurls stayed in the room 2 sleep n watch astro,yeah v had astro over there.hehe

V were delighted tht the apartment had astro,nice

Huge bathtub,can shower 3-4 person 2gether.gangbang oso can

Me n Jerry tag team playing ping pong

Against Gary (cap) n Alex in which v won comfortably

Resting before the next game resumes

Tiring as shit,so long din play ping pong
fast 4wrd after the game,some of us came bck mandi n the rest prepare the seafood for our dinner.v had so much food tht i thought it cud b a huge waste if v cud not finish it.hehe

Dinner is ready,c so many food 2 eat

Trying to form a dick wit two tomatoes n a small sausage.hehe

Any1 wanna eat a dick?
then dinner is served,9 of us had a good time eating,talking n joking
v left some of the food 4 the next group to come ard 10pm+ (Alex,Ah Onn,a guy 4got his name,Sien,April,Michelle & Elain)
v ate n drank red wine + carlsberg
red face n some rashes can be seen from our faces

Sean & Natalie posing before heading to Genting
took our time 2 cool down after makan
a trip to genting wud not b complete if v did not go up to the casino,hehe
hence v did all of us went up in hope for some windfall

Larisa & Natalie outside First World Hotel

Tailo Alex n me,damn cold the weather

4 of us plus an unexpected malay guy on the left,hehe
the more u wish u cud win,the higher the chances u cud lose
n 4 of us lose a few hundreds there in 15minutes trial n error.hehe
gone in the wind
the look in our face is kinda unsatisfied n filled with vengeance 2 win our money bck
but it's better not 2 bet once the indication is there tht v might end up wit nothing 2 spare

the 2nd group arrived d in awana ard 11:20pm n waiting 4 us
while v r still at genting walking 2wards the exit
it was so packed with revellers n tourist tht there is no parking space
forcing us 2 park by the roadside

Taking picture wit Larisa n Natalie at the hotel lobby,bhind us is a winter wedding setup

Larisa,Alex n Natalie posing just b4 the winter wedding glass panel

Nice pic,taken at the hotel entrance
on our way leaving the 1st world indoor theme park,v realize 15min to go will b 12am n it's xmas
so v waited along with the whole crowd in the main stage
then as the clock is ticking 2wards 12am,v anticipate tht there wud b some countdown filled wit excitement
but it turned out 2 b the worst countdown ever as there is no music n performance 2 mark the seconds it turns to 12,phew
so bad,no joy saying 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1......merry xmas

Sean n Jerry at starbucks lepaking
curse all the way 2 our cars tht had v been in a club in kl,the countdown wud b 100x more thrilling n in the mood
so v headed bck down 2 our apartment in awana since the 2nd group has been waiting impatiently there.hehe

bck in our apartment,16 of us finally under the same roof

Came bck.April, Ah Onn, Face having supper

V put everything inside the cooker tht i fear v might get food poisoning the next day

Ah Onn goin for a refill as v prepare to start playing games
this is the time when the party get started
prior to this,jerry had asked every1 to bring along an xmas gift worth rm30 4 exchanging purpose
those tht 4got 2 bring had 2 give an ang pow of rm30 2 compensate.hehe

Got 16 different presents,xmas is a time 2 exchange gifts

Our dj for the day,Face pumping some r n b tunes

Our superstar,Alex is here to bring the house down.hehe
Ah Onn n Gary taking a ciggy break

16 different presents r on top of the floor
so v devised a game 2 make it a little naughty but yet funny.hehe
each person present is mark wit a card no,the other person who gets a specific card no will get a gift from the 1st person
n oso a kiss by either the guy or the gurl.hehe

Face fakingly kissing Alex,really amazing

Sean getting a kiss in the cheek by April.Sean gifts r condoms plus another thing which i 4got

Damn gay,Sean reluctanly kissing Jerry on the cheek

Jerry turn to return a kiss to Sien.so pai seh lo Sien

Alex so proud to receive a kiss by Sien,woo

well,i got a kiss by Larisa on my cheek as she picked the card wit my present no
n i kiss Gary cos i picked his gift no.2 bad accidently deleted the pics

after all the presents were taken,v had another game
this time alcohol comes into place
v had 2 drink,drink,drink,drink,drink
no escaping

it's time to play n drink along.hehe

V r divided to two groups.so v fight to c who drinks.hehe
v drank like nobody biz tht some of us had seen little birds circling another person's head
the 2nd group left ard 2am+ n headed 2 the casino 2 try their luck
hehe
i realize most of them lost,poor thing

4 the rest of us,v keep drinking until 5:30am tht some had 2 surrender cos vomit like hell
vomit wit all the seafood coming out from their mouth.hehe

Sean slept after cud not con't drinking ard 4am

morning came 2 early,as most of us can't even wake up n still sleeping like a pig
but in the end,had 2 force every1 to wake up cos it is ard 12pm n v had 2 check out by tht time

all in all,was a fun boozing xmas xperience
v had so much seafood n chivas tht v r too scared 2 c any of it anytime soon

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Sex Calories

As always my email bro Kok How sent an amazing mail few days bck
i just can't stop laughing reading it

here it goes
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CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent 12 Calories (if it is ur 1st time)
Without her consent 2,187 Calories (when ur hormones r raging,just do it)

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands 8 Calories (typical,take ur time)
With one hand 12 Calories (unless u r louis koo,hehe)
With your teeth 485 Calories (nvr tried n not planning to)

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection 6 Calories (any dick n harry will sing karaoke)
Without an erection 3,315 Calories (unless the fella got ED)

POSITIONS:
Missionary 12 Calories (the most common n easy)
69 lying down 78 Calories (win-win position,i like)
69 standing up 812 Calories (2 hard to execute,hehe)
Wheelbarrow 216 Calories (need a strong women 2 do it,recommended)
Doggy Style 326 Calories (yeah,spank me boy)
Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories (italian women loves it)

ORGASMS:
Real 112 Calories (short term fun)
Fake 1,315 Calories (can sum1 teach me)

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories (very ideal 2 close the deal)
Getting up immediately 36 Calories (yeah,after hugging n cuddling)
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories (fuck it,no need 2 explain)

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years 36 Calories (mentally can,but physically ...susah la)
30-39 years 80 Calories (erm unless take another pill)
40-49 years 124 Calories (shud b ok i guess 4 these uncles)
50-59 years 1,972 Calories (unsure abt this,better ask ur father)
60-69 years 7,916 Calories (i hv no idea if they still can physically do it)
70 and over Results are still pending (need to ask Hugh Hefner for this)

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.. 32 Calories (no prob 2 all alpha males)
In a hurry 98 Calories (no need 2 b in a rush)
With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories (better rush)
With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories (omg,either kill ur wife,the gurl or urself)
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so now u know
better start arranging your checklist

Saturday, December 20, 2008

New Arrival for my T-shirts

Just got some new t-shirts from overseas
had some good response from u all
there4 decided to continue my mini venture

here are some of the many t-shirts i got
(1 for RM29, 2 for RM50)













Complete t-shirts pic available at my tshirt blog
http://tshirtsale.blogspot.com/

Interested,pls give me a call at 012-9331867
Email me at jovialguy123@hotmail.com, will reply u asap

Free Delivery can be done within Klang Valley
Anywhere in Peninsular or Sabah & Sarawak, can be sent via post

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

A Visit To The Dentist

Ysty after sending my mom 2 work,went to a dental clinic in pudu
was having a mouth pain on my right side for the past 2 weeks
oni for the past few days,the pain bcome so excruciating tht i hardly can eat or sleep properly

not my 1st time there as i have been to this clinic 2 cuci mulut
the best is i dun hv 2 pay everytime check my gigi,hehe
paid by my company,so good
health taken care of

The doctors on duty the clinic

after filling in my details,got instructed 2 a room with a lady doctor accompanied by her assistancce
so doctor voon asked me wat is wrong
so i said "got a growth on my right side of teeth,blocking my right inner teeth everytime i bite food"
"open ur mouth n let me see" reply dr voon
upon lying down on the computerized seat,she quickyly n confidently said after checking
"u hv got ulcer"
in my mind i was like wtf it means
then she explains
"it is a small skin extending out,n in ur case everytime it wants 2 cure by itself ur wisdom tooth bites on it"
"tht's y u r in pain everytime u close ur mouth or bite food"
i was like oooooooooooooooooooooo,hehe

The arrows showed the wisdom tooth
The last tooth is the wisdom tooth,wondering y they called it wisdom.hehe

so she mentioned 2 me,there r 2 solutions to it
"1st remove the wisdom tooth and then the pain will gone permanently"
"2nd u buy an ulcer cream n rub on the skin part but u hv to buy it separately"
the i asked which is better,she said up 2 u
if buy the cream then might take 2-3weeks to heal (not ideal)
summore i hv to buy the cream separately which means i hv 2 dig my wallet n pay on my own
so i said "if remove the wisdom tooth,pain or not"
she replied "very fast n very little pain"
but 1st "have to give u 2 jab (injection la) on the ulcer part"
(huh,injection - i very scared 2 long long needle)
straight i rasa takut,but was calm by the doctor
"after removed u won't feel pain anymore"
(pandai lo this dr to alleviate my fear)

This is how my mouth was raped by her,hehe

so i was seated properly n praying (scary lo)
the assistance was there 2 help the dr
she was there 2 hand the doctor all the instrument to unplug my tooth
the things they hv are like the 1 found in hardware shops like playar,scaler n others la
she was oso responsible 2 hold my head firmly so tht i dun move when the dr is terrorising my mouth,hehe

The many playars the dr used 2 remove my tooth

I think this is called the scaler

i was moving my head mildy when the dr was so determined to take the wisdom tooth out
she even said "so firm inside"
this isn't goin 2 stop the dr from removing my tooth
continuously pressuring my wisdom tooth n pulling it with the playar she has
my god,i was like a lab rat 4 her 2 practice her internship removal of the tooth
phew

after continuously pulling n pressuring,finally my wisdom tooth was successfully removed
thank GOD
she even showed 2 me
so damn long,dun even know it is so karnivor like the base
dr said i cannot eat anything tht is warm n big or require lotsa effort 2 bite
so this few days hv 2 contend myself 2 eating bread n milk

This is how it looks

Very long lo the 3 karnivor fang,hehe

The base look

So now u know how it looks like

wat an experience,although it is not a nice 1
hehe
sadly after i went bck,i had high fever since reached home a little wet since raining earlier
mayb bcos of the injection the dr inject 2 me (got drug)
make me feel so unwell