Sex Calories

As always my email bro Kok How sent an amazing mail few days bck
i just can't stop laughing reading it

here it goes
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent 12 Calories (if it is ur 1st time)
Without her consent 2,187 Calories (when ur hormones r raging,just do it)

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands 8 Calories (typical,take ur time)
With one hand 12 Calories (unless u r louis koo,hehe)
With your teeth 485 Calories (nvr tried n not planning to)

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection 6 Calories (any dick n harry will sing karaoke)
Without an erection 3,315 Calories (unless the fella got ED)

POSITIONS:
Missionary 12 Calories (the most common n easy)
69 lying down 78 Calories (win-win position,i like)
69 standing up 812 Calories (2 hard to execute,hehe)
Wheelbarrow 216 Calories (need a strong women 2 do it,recommended)
Doggy Style 326 Calories (yeah,spank me boy)
Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories (italian women loves it)

ORGASMS:
Real 112 Calories (short term fun)
Fake 1,315 Calories (can sum1 teach me)

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories (very ideal 2 close the deal)
Getting up immediately 36 Calories (yeah,after hugging n cuddling)
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories (fuck it,no need 2 explain)

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years 36 Calories (mentally can,but physically ...susah la)
30-39 years 80 Calories (erm unless take another pill)
40-49 years 124 Calories (shud b ok i guess 4 these uncles)
50-59 years 1,972 Calories (unsure abt this,better ask ur father)
60-69 years 7,916 Calories (i hv no idea if they still can physically do it)
70 and over Results are still pending (need to ask Hugh Hefner for this)

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.. 32 Calories (no prob 2 all alpha males)
In a hurry 98 Calories (no need 2 b in a rush)
With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories (better rush)
With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories (omg,either kill ur wife,the gurl or urself)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
so now u know
better start arranging your checklist