Saturday, August 9, 2008
GOD is a fair person
GOD is a fair person.dun blive,think again n think carefully
1) just when u got ur pay or salary,u r sumhow filled with many obligations 2 pay ur car and house loan,credit card debts,water n electricity bills n parents money.in the end,u end up with peanuts 2 live on
better start growing some money tree
2) when u dun hv money,sumhow your obligations will b less,u dun spend too much,u dun go out too much,u dun think 2 much n u dun flirt too much cos no money 2 talk or date.hehe
this guy got no clothes 2 wear,hehe.so hv to wear money
3) if you are born preety,there is a little downside 2 it.ppl might b thinking bcos u look good,some of the things u achieve might b due to your appearance.when u r too preety,ppl will b jealous and envy of u until at times being preety is kinda a fault or curse.some might even hv their own dirty fantasies abt u
wau,c wat i mean.just by looking oledi hv some fantasy
4) on the other hand,if u r not preety or in short ugly,dun worry 2 much.cos it is not a crime 2 b ugly or bad looking.it is just that in every gurl,there is a beautiful side 2 it,the ppl who loves n cares 4 u can see the beauty in it.the ugly ducklings normally achieve bigger things in life compare 2 the preety 1 cos they use their brains more than their fake make-ups
rosie o'donnell is one example u dun need looks 2 b successful.just need 2 open your mouth n talk n talk n talk
5) if u r tall n slim,it is a good thing.cos most guys love this type.the most common thing abt these gurls is they normally hv small boobs.hehe.dun blive look ard u will noticed mostly are 32 or 33 or worst flat chested.unless u r a pornstar with articial tits tat boast 34DD (double D) or bigger.those guys who r not so tall,stand little chance of knowing or wooing this class of gurls.nvm.the exception is Mini Me who used to hv girlfriends taller than him by 3 times,cos he kinda a little small in everything.Mini Me even filmed a sex tape with his ex-gf.damn
paris hilton got looks but no boobs.so sad
6) and if you r short n with average figure,normally the boobs are quite rounded n big compare to the tall gurls.cos the posture of a person need to accomodate the mass and weight,this is wat i can think of la,mayb i m wrong.but statistics r true la.there4 shorter gurls normally hv a higher percentage of hitting guys and hving a satisfied relationship cos they dun hv the market of tall n slim gurls.so cannot jual mahal sangat.plus,they r more complacent abt themself la.cos guys with a normal height can tackle this gurls with more ease and not feeling intimidated
c how sincere this japanese gurl is.guys wud love to know her.hehe
7) guys who r good looking r normally perceived as sumting of a good flirt.not always true.generally this kind of guys r kinda shy and hv their own pride to protect.they r kinda pai seh to approach gurls they wanna know cos fearing that the gurls might turn them down.so, good looking is not always good.summore gurls views this kinda guys as a playboy and not commited in relationship cos they blive they will nvr b satisfied with wat they hv and wanna hv better 1
so tough this guy,look at his ..... 6 packs.not elsewhere ok?
8) those not so good looking 1 hv their fair share of luck.if u go out n closely monitor most preety gurls end up with this kinda boys.y?mayb bcos gurls find this species more kind n more compatible in terms of common interest n way of thinking.aka Beauty and the Beast.hehe
jay chou is always surrounded by beauties
to cut it short,GOD works in miracle ways
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