the 1st one is abt this old old british lady,she is 105 years old this weekend n said the secret to her longevity lies in no sex.yeah,u heard me no fucking n sucking
she has never had sex because she was "too busy" for intimate relationships which seemed like "a lot of hassle"
gotta say not doin it in her life is like a misuse of what GOD gave a pussy to her
wonder if that cud b listed in the Guiness Book of Records as The Oldest Virgin,wat u think?
This is how she looks,still virgin
Up next is simply terrifying news abt this mother 38 n daughter 22 eccentric tag team job
both of them r prostitutes n put their price at $200 (ard RM 640+) for multiple sex acts (oo la la)
sumhow their disgraceful action prompted police to go undercover n subscribe for the threesome fun.2 bad the gurls dunno the dick they r abt to suck is a big "dick" (police la),kena tangkap in the end
cannot believe a mother wud let her daughter sell herself in return for some quick cash.damn,this is really the worst mom ever
2 those men who fucked them both,i really hv no respect for u at all
how can you blow a mother n a daughter at the same time,sumbody pls enlighten me,hehe
previously both of them worked as strippers in a club but was closed down later
so they resort to this "smart" move since r tight in money
Fuck 1 Free 1
Look at their marketing brochures,oni 'serious' ppl to call
the last 1 is kinda funny n a little sad,this 1 happened in france
the funny part was a bridegroom annulled (sumting like divorce if u dunno) his marriage when he found out his soon to be wife is not virgin,hehe
the couple r of muslim religion,there4 no sex b4 marriage 4 the gurl
it is a pre-requisite b4 a guy marries the gurl
the gurl lied to the guy n said she was a virgin when they r to marry
mana tahu,the guy smells a little fishy abt her confession
rahsia terbongkar,the sad part is the gurl will b finding it hard 2 get married 2 other men cos her pussy is not valid anymore.hehe
Lesson learnt : Always tell the truth abt ur virginity.hehe
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