Victorinox Swiss Army Night Vision II

Can't help but to fall in love with this Victorinox Swiss Army Night Vision II watch
my GOD,it is just elegant n simple
looking 4wrd 2 hv it next year

hopefully won't b long tht i hv 2 wait
this watch is displayed at most premium watch shops
the price of it is RM 1980 if not mistaken (retail price)

saw this beauty at a low yat watch shop while getting a new battery for my nike watch
it took my breath away admiring this sweet timepiece
well it is majesticly advertised in the federal h/way
when u r heading 2 pj/klang,u can see it's billboard while u r approaching amcorp mall (the new honda city huge billboard next 2 it)
everytime i passby there will just b staring n imagining looking at my future watch,hehe

it is made in Switzerland with precision Swiss analog quartz movement
Stainless steel case with screw-in caseback
Date
Sapphire Crystal
Water resistant to 5 ATM (50 meters/165 feet)
Rubber Strap
Integrated LED flashlight

the reseller told me it has a compass thing embedded inside the watch
can tell u the right direction (at the little circle at 6 o'clock - illuminate in red)
nice,i m smitten

wishing some windfall rains on me
so i can go n get it straight away
my old swatch irony is ageing,been using it for 6years
it's time to get a new 1

Vaio Official Launch Party and I'm Invited

Omg,can't blive my eyes when my msn alert me with a msg saying i hv received a mail from 'My Sony Team'
like a flash my mind was thinking mayb i cud b lucky 2 b invited on the guesslist 4 the vaio party
ysty nite was the due date i submitted my application 2 b on the guestlist
http://corp.sony.com.my/vaio/

once i opened,jackpot.hehe
not really a jackpot cos no money in it
but at least sony invited me 2 b one of the guest to be on their vaio launch party at sunway surf beach on 29th Nov (which is 2molo) saturday

The activites for the day

Will b at sunway surf beach.so long nvr been there,thank u GOD

wah lau,so fast oledi hv 2 attend
got dress code summore
beach wear in 5 VAIO colours (Pink, White, Black, Gold and Red)
thank god i got a black t and litte bermuda shorts 2 go along
hehe

The 5 colours of the new vaio cs series

well,sony organized this party to officially launch the new vaio cs series
got some activities along the way
such as vaio hunt,vaio babe and hunk search (walau)
shud b interesting

hopefully i will win sumting bck
hehe
fingers crossed as always

Once U Come Down GSC 1U

Last tuesday had an appointment to go c james bond movies with april n co
so i booked 5tickets including me 2 c at gsc 1u

was late for the movies,n kinda embarrassed 4gurls waiting for me,hehe
nvr saw tht coming,summore they pay 4 the tickets
hehe,mayb is a blessing i dun hv 2 belanja them

i will cut everything short
the movies was in bond style,not easy 2 understand but had it moments

so on the way leaving the cinema,v took the escalator down
while on the way down,down n down n almost reaching the floor below
sumting kinda shocked me when i looked in front
my fren oso terkejut

at first glance,i saw a small shaolin kid doing an amazing stance
spreading both his legs horizontally 180 degree n praying to Buddha wit the two blue boxes side by side
when i look closely it is a hoax

it is a marketing ploy by celcom to promote their brand
very good idea by them placing the shaolin boy thing in front of the escalator 2 shock some living being
trying to show they r unbeatable,hehe

The shaolin boy even had a bluetooth earset,hehe

well,it caught me by suprise
i was like wow
nice try by celcom

My Mini Crossover

Saw this car in the yahoo news
i was like wtf,so fucking beautiful
it was showcased at the Paris Auto Show 2008 recently

i have had a huge crush on mini cooper s 4 like 4ever
but this new cutie just struck me like a cupid arrow
i'm in love wit it

dun think it will b in malaysia anytime soon

It's gorgeous to b just standing n taking pictures wit this cutie
Wat can i say,it's amazing

There r oni 4 doors in this cars

If looks cud kill,this crossover just kill 1.hehe

Small but mighty powerful car

i m praying to GOD sumday i get my ass on the this mini
at least just sit on it,will make my day brighter

Wat If Maths & Science in BM

Got an email from my as usual fren,Kok How
well this is worth sharing

wat if v change maths n science bck to BM
the result is this
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Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science?
This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school. See example below:-

Hardware = barangkeras
Software = baranglembut
Joystick = batang gembira
Plug andPlay = cucuk dan main
Port = lubang
Server = pelayan
Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:
ENGLISH:
That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

Now you know...WHY...

Horlick + Milo + Kopi + Teh ?

My mom just told me a freaking crazy joke
i was like omg when she said it

ok,it goes like this

Mom : Kit,when u go 2 yum cha,wat do u called when u wanna drink a mix of Nescafe & Milo
Me:Neslo lo
Mom : Ok,how abt Nescafe & Teh
Me : Erm,.....
Mom : Nestea lo

Mom : then wat u called horlick + milo + kopi + teh
Me : I dunno lo ma
Mom : Lickmikoteh (horlick + milo + kopi + teh)

aka - suck my dick
hehe

I love u ma,u r the best

Last Halloween

This post is kinda weeks overdue
due 2 my fren,simon who kinda had some problems sending the pics 2 me,phew
not oni me who keep asking 4 the pics but my other frens who were in the pics wanted it

Simon n me hving a fun nite

well v went down to poppy on tht friday nite
saw some awkwards ppl wearing wacky,scary n funny costumes 2 commemorate the hantu day.hehe
i saw elvis presley,zombies,some little devils and if not mistaken a dracula

Happy Halloween my frens

wat a nite it was
when u hv good buddies n some gurls ard 2 party the nite until 3am,the nite is nvr dull

the best is my buddy alex who r a serious attraction 2 gurls
well,not bcos he is very handsome
but bcos he can dance like nobody else n on top of the speaker,serious shit
gurls who sees him dance will go 'gah gah' in admiration
our secret weapon 2 know gurls over there,hehe

He used to join dance competition,so dun play play

Alex dirty dancing with another guy,now u c wat i mean

my buddy simon brought along a gurl to the club who was kinda cute n gorgeous
the gurl,isabel caught some of my frens attention
when u r young n gorgeous,many guys wud swim 2wards u
n hoping 4 a bite or perhaps a chew,hehe
2 bad my pic wit her is deleted sumhow,phew
if not can show u how she managed to turn heads ard

Simon & Isabel,do u think she can turn heads ard?
some of the pics are deleted according 2 simon due 2 blurry and unclear images
2 bad can't display more pics of tht nite
there r other frens tht r not in the pics cos the camera dun belong 2 me but the gurl,isabel
sorry my brothers n sisters

Love this pic,with alex n april

April & Alex (mommy n son),hehe

Lucky me lying n taking pictures with michelle and april

April told me she likes this pic,i think i know y.hehe

I met an angel on halloween,hehe.i dun even know her name

tht nite was my 1st time celebrating halloween
nvr knew it cud b so fun
v din dress up like some fanatics,but might try out in the future
here,i can't wait 4 next halloween 2 come

I Love Adult Jokes

i hv always love adult jokes
it just brings a smile in me

i hope this few jokes can brighten up ur day
hehe

1) Sex Communication

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times." The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times
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2) Horny Superman

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sex in Comicland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman. "I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her." "Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off. Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey GL, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in Comicland?" "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best lay in Comicland, why don't you try her?" "Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration. Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he saw Wonder Woman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. He thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here." So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a dazed __expression. "What the hell was that??" she exclaimed. "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "but my ass is killing me
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3) Menu

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.She says, "What the hell do you guys think you're doing?"One of the Japanese men says, "We are all berry hungry."The waitress says, "So how is whacking off in this restaurant going to help that situation?"Another businessman replies, "Because menu say, first come first served."
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4) How many men???

A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young woman in a pub and said: "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" "Yes I do," replied the beautiful young woman, "But go ahead, as I'm sure you're going to ask me anyway." "OK," said the shy, drunken, innocent young man, "How many men have you slept with?" "That's my business!" snapped the woman. "Oh, right!" said the bloke, "I didn't realize you made a living out of it!

P1 Wimax - Pay Nothing Now

yeah,u heard it rite
u pay nothing now 2 get the modem cos it is still free (the modem is worth rm999
n the registration fees of rm100 will b transfer to the 1st month bill (last time hv 2 pay rm100 upfront)

very good promotion,pay nothing now

so now when u register,just fill in the forms n kau tim n pay nothing
u get the modem straight away n within 12hrs oledi can surf the internet
easy as abc

the promotion is still ongoing
rm99/month for a 1.2 Mbps (1 year subscription)
rm89/month for a 1.2 Mbps (2 year subscription)

rm 229/month for a 2.4 Mbps (1 year subscription)
rm 199/month for a 2.4 Mbps (2 year subscription)

for ur info,this wimax is a new technology by p1
it is super fast,faster than the normal existing broadband like izzi,maxis 3g,celcom 3g,streamyx, n others la

wanna know more just go to
www.p1wimax.com

now the area of coverage has expanded 2 klang,shah alam,jalan ipoh,sri rampai,air panas area n others
the area covered are : -
a) kl city centre
b) setapak
c) gombak jaya
d) sentul
e) kampung baru
f) subang jaya
g) sunway
h) usj
i) shah alam
j) klang
k) sentul

if u r interested 2 know more,do email me at jovialguy123@hotmail.com
or can always call/sms me at 012-9331867
i will revert 2 u bck asap

n if u want an onsite testing or sign up,i can come 2 ur place n sign up 4 u
for onsite test n sign up,a minimum of rm30 will be imposed la
cos i drive my 4X4 ford ranger 2 come over

I drive this ford ranger 2 come n test,but not all the time la.hehe

Me on my normal day working,roving ard kl n klang.tiring as shit

so i wait 4 u guys 2 contact me
faster ya,hehe

How Did I Fall In Love With You

Accidently bumped into this sweet n touching song in my playlist
so long nvr heard of it liao
after hearing it,really fall in love with this song

this song is from Backstreet Boys - How Did I Fall In Love With You
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Remember when, we never needed each other
The best of friends like
Sister and Brother
We understood, we'd never be,
Alone

Those days are gone, and I want so much
The night is long and I need your touch
Don't know what to say
I never meant to feel this way
Don't want to be
Alone tonight

[chorus:]
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?

I hear your voice
And I start to tremble
Brings back the child that, I resemble

I cannot pretend, that we can still be friends
Don't want to be,
Alone tonight

[chorus:]
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?

[Bridge:]
Oh I want to say this right
And it has to be tonight
Just need you to know, oh yeah

I don't want to live this life
I don't want to say goodbye
With you I wanna spend
The rest of my life

[chorus:]
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?

What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
Everything's changed, we never knew

How did I fall,
in love ,
with you?

Embedded here a touching video from the Lion King wit this song

Boleh-Land Politics

Can't help but to engage myself a bit in our country boleh-land politics
these few years our country is taken 4 a spin up and down by our nation leaders
many events tht happened make me dig deep 2 know whether the ppl who r running the show is making us feel secured or insecured.u tell me la

the ironic is tht v more concerned abt US Presidential Election than our own
v r so happy when v know Barrack Obama is the new US President (1st black man to bcome president)
he brings hope to the ppl of america
his theme "Yes We Can" really inspires ppl
just look at this person speaking,he speaks from his heart wit poise,confidence,firm knowledge n commitment to improve the social economy n well being of the ppl

whereas in m'sia i dunno wat 2 say
everytime u hear a BN guy talking u wanna go do sumting else as it is becoming so insignificant 2 us anymore

got some pics ard the nets tht shows the other side of m'sian politics

Who is the hero or villain,up 2 u 2 pick

RPK embodies wat m'sian is abt.gotta love this guy

May the real truth behind her death be revealed soon.poor gurl n pity the father

Code of Silence

Dunno wat will happen,if he takes over,oni GOD knows

OMG Pickup Lines

Here i hv compiled my top 10 pickup lines i found on the net
they comprised from flattering to seriously dirty lines

this might get u into nice flirty moments or serious trouble wit gurls
'risk n get nothing or risk n hv everything'
take the risk i suggest,hehe

1) Nice legs, what time do they open?
(oni 4 the brave hearts 2 pull this off,i seriously think if it is done in a charming way can really break the ice)

2) What time do you have to be back in heaven?
(erm,interesting line.i shud try it out soon)

3) I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need
(omg,this is ridiculous,i bet the gurl will go &*@^#)

4) Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
(takes lotsa courage 2 say it ,do it when she is kinda tipsy - i wud love 2 try it,hehe)

5) I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you
(kinda lame but might turn out to be funny)

6) I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
(this is my favourite,i seriously gonna use it)

7) You make me wish I weren't gay!
(hehe,i dunno wat to say,some gurls love 2 hv gay frens)

8) Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
(lol,oni 4 gurls u r really into i think)

9) My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
(a nvr ever line 2 use unless u r really a dickhead.hehe)

10) You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
(i cannot tahan but in awe of this simple but true fact)

check out this funny video on pickup lines

In My World

I m dreaming of an ideal world,my world
yeah,in my world i can hv many wives just like King Mswati III of Swaziland now
at the moment he has 14wives and 23childrens n the numbers are increasing.hehe

just like the king,in my world i can choose whoever i wan 2 b my wives
be it white,black,chocolate,caucasian,or fruit punch type i hv the liberty to choose
not ppl choose me.tht's the way it shud b

i wan to choose u 2 b part of my wives,but i dun think u can live in my world
cos i will b share by my many wives i have
u always wan me 4 urself,but i always wan 2 b free n not tied up
i need 2 breathe n explore my manhood more

the wives who loves to bring trouble n cries will b summon to a public bashing by my slaves.so dun play play wit me
the 1 who sayang n caress me will b offered chances 2 multiply more seeds wit me (babies la).hehe

anyway tht is my wild dream
bck 2 earth on a not so ideal life in this not so ideal world
i wanna b wit u but at the same time i dun wanna be too tied down
wud love 2 live like king swaziland which u dun agree
this thinking of me tht keeps cirling my mind has bring lotsa headache 2 me

my mom said ;-
'dun swim in the red sea,go swim in the big blue ocean'
is very encouraging,
but i know u dun like wat my mom said
so,i better not side on both
cos both oso my love 1

2 bad 4 me,i can oni choose 1
malay ppl can kahwin 4,not fair lo
i oso wanna hv the chance 2 hv 4 soulmates,shud b fun (gangbang me,woo)
but,in the end it takes 2 hands to clap (1 tangan tak da bunyi lo)

it's hard 2 choose,
the best i dun choose
borrow from the series Heroes season 3 episode 7
"the African man chose the path for Hiro cos he can't choose his path" in order to save the world
if i can see the future like Hiro i would know wat to choose now
Yatta

Superb Photography

The pictures below are the nominees for top photgraphy award
i can't help but to b in awe of it's beauty

Two white-tailed eagles fighting over the carcass of moose
Sulawesi black-crested macaque (monkey),nice spiky hair

Snow leopard on a starry night

A shoal of sardines goes wild as a sailfish goes in for the kill

Mouse-eared bat snarls at the camera as he flies at night

when i m old,wanna b an adventurer cum photographer,hehe

Amazing Illusion

my fren,karen sent me an interesting email
just gotta share it wit u guys

can u decode wat the above picture says at 1st sight
if u can,u r one of a kind.hehe
i can't

but,if u close ur eyes a little bit n c it
u will managed 2 c wat it means.hehe

good luck guys